the bane of all seasons

i went on my quasi-annual froot-cake binge this weekend --- used two joy-of-cooking recipes, the first being this little unit, "california fruitcake" ---- the other a dark fruitcake, with molasses and brandy --- both of them need to sit for awhile before consumption, but the dark one is thought to have a shelf life measured in years, if not decades ----

ate some of the edges: it's gonna be great --- weighs in a just under 7 lbs, which means, yes, it could be used as a doorstop, and you're an asshole for thinking that ---

i told john that it is shameful how some people disrespect fruit cake --- he said fruitcake brought it on itself for being ubiquitous ---

whatever